Abstinence only program FAIL

July 28, 2010

From Joystiq:

Look, we really wanted to write a harsh diatribe about the University of Central Florida’s federally-funded game development project: An Avatar-esque edu-game that teaches young girls to ignore the sexual advances of their contemporaries. We wanted to talk about all the things that $434,000 of taxpayer’s money could have been spent on, or how silly of a concept a motion-controlled abstinence game really is. Unfortunately, our spite turned to pure, unbridled glee after watching this Fox News Report on the project.

Between the news-friendly gaming lingo (“digital puppetry,” “jumping into the skin,” “interactors,” etc.) and the contorted, soulless husks that comprise the game’s cast of sexually aware characters, the video — posted just after the jump — is a comedy goldmine. Dig in, gang.


FL GOP House Candidate Caught Stealing Opponent’s Signs

July 28, 2010

Greg Brown and wife Jennifer remove opponent Doug Broxson’s campaign signs on July 24th, 2010.

For more news on this story, http://www.thirdreport.com


SINGAPORE!!!

July 28, 2010

I’m in the Singapore airport waiting for my flight to Hong Kong. This place is HUGE.

I slept for about 1.5 hours in a chair in front of a coffee shop.

It feels so good to be on the way home. I’m about 23 hours from getting home.

Is that not some crazy-ass shit?


FWAAI! Teal ninja in pink flip flops

July 28, 2010

I kinda wanted to write, “Tear ninja in pink frip frops!”


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