Quote of the minute

“God selects countries. That’s why they say ‘God bless America.’ The earth is billions of years old and the US is 250 years old … And that’s when God decided to choose a team.”

– Jim Jeffries. Quote isn’t exact. It’s from this clip here.

3 thoughts on “Quote of the minute

    1. Goddamnit Steve! What the fuck is your problem!

      I was supposed to include that in the body of the post! I was going to write, the other best quote is, “Don’t be a cunt.”

      Now you have me yelling and screaming. It’s all your fault.

      Stop being a cunt!

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