Do you remember the first time you were put in that
awesome situation in which someone of the opposite sex, or maybe the same sex, said to you, “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”
I do. I was in kindergarten. Actually I was in kindergarten for the second time. I failed kindergarten the first time around.
My parents told me they held me back, because I was on that weird September cusp that made me the youngest kid in the class, but we all know I was a little slower and needed more time with numbers and letters. I mean, I’m the idiot who rejects belief. How dumb is that?
But after I was held back, I was one of the oldest in the class. What did that mean? It meant I was the first to get my license when I turned 16. And I was the first one to see a girl’s vagina. Or so I thought.
So here’s the rest of the story. It was nap time one day in Kindergarten Part II. A neighboring mat was held down by a cute little girl who whispers at me. I wasn’t sleeping either. I have never been a napper. This little girl — I can’t remember her name — whispers, “Hey, show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”
“What?” I whispered.
“Show me yours and I’ll show you mine,” she repeated.
I don’t remember showing mine, but I remember her pulling back the leg of her shorts to show some of her vaginal skin.
What a thrill.
That’s what Tina and I talked about at lunch today. When was your first time “showing yours to see another”?