Tribadism! Detumescence! Algolagnia! Antiquated sex terms that need to be brought back!

I saw this article about antiquated sex terms that need to be brought back and I thought of you … sexually.

Honk.

Here’s a good one:

houghmagandy – sexual intercourse, generally adulterous in nature – I like this one for times when words like intercourse and coitus feel too common. It also has a wonderful, comedy-friendly pronunciation — HOCH-muh-gan-dee — with the first syllable like you’re clearing your throat and/or doing a derivative impression of a Middle Easterner.

Go read it for yourself and become sexually enlightened.

 

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