Tyler Durden sighting in Albuquerque

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There’s been a Tyler Durden sighting in Albuquerque, NM. He might be using the alias “Anthony Garcia.” His mayhem: slipping a sloppy slurpie of semen to grocery shopper looking for a handout.

No wrong turn this time, Tyler. Two thumbs and a hairy palm up … way up.

ALBUQUERQUE, Jan. 27 (UPI) — Albuquerque police said a supermarket worker accused of handing out a yogurt sample contaminated with semen was arrested on outstanding bench warrants.

The Albuquerque Police Department said officers were called Tuesday to the Sunflower Market by a woman who said store employee Anthony Garcia, 31, gave her a free yogurt sample contaminated with “bodily fluid,” KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported Thursday.

The woman told police she spit the sample out because it tasted like sperm.

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