Family Guy got me last night. If you missed it, here’s a link to the video. In the scene, Brian and Peter were court ordered to a month of AA treatment.
Click here to watch (link opens in new window).
I’m not going to match it word for word, but to give an idea to you guys restricted by firewall or the video copyright people swing through and take it down:
AA Leader, “Peter it sounds like alcohol is a very destructive force in your life. You need to relinquish your dependence and give your life over to a higher power.”
AA Leader: “Do you have a different view, Brian?”
Brian: “Oh I don’t know. Are we allowed to have a different view?”
AA Leader: “AA is the only way out for these people. Millions have been saved by AA.”
Brian: “Hey, people did just fine for thousands of years before AA. Just like they got along fine for thousands of years without religion.”
Cut to a scene with two men dressed in biblical-looking garb.
Man 1: “I like you and have no reason not to.”
Man 2: “I like you and have no reason not to.”
Man 3 enters, excitedly asks: “Hey, did you hear about that magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?”
All three men start screaming, donning swords and killing each other.
After watching the scene and the laughter subsided, Tina looked at me and said, “There was a time when you would have been offended by that.”
And I started screaming while stabbing the air.
It appears that the first link above was removed. Here’s one that’s on YouTube. It’s not the entire clip. If it gets taken down, please comment to let me know.