It’s a conspiracy!
While gullible Americans were preoccupied with Lohan, Sheen, and American Idol – big business, big energy and the GOP were holding clandestine meetings plotting ways to crush organized labor, exploit the public and further demolish our rights and freedoms. We thought you should know. Now go back to your entertainment, diversions, toys and gadgets.
While the above comic is clever, the GOP thinks the left is out stealing their freedoms too.
And the bible teaches not to steal.