I thought this was a clever post on my Facebook wall. Apparently there were slugs on the ark as well.
Sometimes I forget that the Noah myth included all the insects too. Aren’t there fossils of insects that were as big as humans? I wonder what he fed those bad boys for 40 days and 40 nights?
Maybe there were two arks. One for the animals and another for all the food. What a nightmare it must have been to work with scorpions and other deadly animals.
Shoot, what a nightmare it must be to explain this story to smart children.