This is the guy who wants to marry your daughter

Hey, it might not be your daughter in particular, but this guy wants to marry someone’s daughter.

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Actually, it’s just a dude that got in the way of my lens when I was trying to take a photo of some hot woman looking at Antiques at the event I shot tonight.

Richard Dawkins and Dr Yan on genetic ancestry – Bang Goes the Theory – BBC One

Bang Goes the Theory’s Liz Bonnin recently used mitochondrial DNA to trace her ancestry right back to the earliest humans. It’s a subject co-presenter Dr Yan Wong knows plenty about, and a great excuse for him to meet up with his old tutor Prof Richard Dawkins. The pair collaborated on a book, The Ancestor’s Tale, and here they chat about one of its main themes: how lineages of different genes can reveal surprisingly different histories.

Via Atheist Media

Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta

From a reliable source:

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over,” said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. “To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?” Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president’s deceased mother and inspect the corpse’s pelvic bone and birth canal.

In other news, 20 Conspiracy Theories about the new fucking birth certificate.

Via Cynical C | Be sure to check out today’s Daily Dose of Ingersoll

Two more recommendations

Image via Wikipedia

Yesterday I dropped some movie recommendations and avoid-a-mendations. Read them here.

I thought of two more recommendations.

• The Godless Girl. It’s Cecille B. DeMille’s 1929 (mostly) silent film about the atheist vs. Christian debate from a 1929 perspective. It was released right on the cusp of talkies, so there are a couple sound scenes in the movie. The perspective is pro-religion, and if you’re not religious, you should be violently persuaded to think otherwise. It’s interesting to see how they try to stuff god’s loving message into the most violent, unappetizing, highest level of scare tactics available. Not to mention, there is a blog written by “Godless Girl.” I’m pretty sure it’s the girl from the movie and Satan is keeping her alive 80 years later to further his diabolical message. Not really. I know Godless Girl. She’s a local, and really quite cool. Her blog is great. Her tweets are good too.
• Twin Peaks the TV show. The gods of netflix have answered one of my many atheist prayers, and that’s to make Twin Peaks available via their streaming service. When I was in 11th grade,  I would race home and watch “my story,” which was the demonically great David Lynch psycho soap opera about the subsequent events that happen after the death of a local school girl named Laura Palmer. On the surface it’s a parody of daytime soap operas, but the horror (and the plot) is better than most horrors available even now.  The story lines were rich with incredible characters. I remember going to bed terrified more often than necessary. And each cliffhanging episode ended with me standing their screaming at the TV. Okay, maybe I wasn’t screaming. But I would stand there tugging on my hair wishing for time travel into the next Thursday’s time slot.  Tina and I have been rewatching the series, and it’s incredible. It still holds its weight in greatness, and if it weren’t for a few bad costume decisions, some of the makeup and wardrobe are timeless and beautiful. It’s the kind of show that makes you think, “If David Lynch produced the bible, it might have given it some better street cred.”

If this is your message of love, you can keep it

James the Preacher takes his message to the American Atheist Convention in Des Moines, Iowa over Easter Weekend. This video was taken April 23, 2011.

If you want the full story, you can read it on my blog post:http://sjmishra.wordpress.com/2011/04/26/james-the-preacher/

An orgasmic callback

The callback is in reference to this.

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“Asian scholars come more frequently”

Via The Daily Wh.at

Thank you, Donald Trump, for being such an easy target

“There will be hell toupee.”

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Thought bombardment

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This morning, I was going to post the above screen capture and say something snarky about it. But then I thought, what good would that do? If you think about it from an outsider’s modern perspective, there’s really nothing to say about it. It stands alone.

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And then I thought, I’ll post this hilarious headline from The Onion, and write about how it sure is hypocritical that birthers don’t put enough pressure on Jesus’ records. But then there would be a words war ended by the four words, “The bible said it.” Because thems the ultimate trump card.

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And finally, I thought about posting something regarding the destruction by the “Act of God” that just pummeled the southern US. And I wanted to say something snarky about god being the ultimate bad guy. But that wouldn’t do any good either, right? Because there’s a reason for all of that, right? Maybe there was too much homosexual behavior there or something?

Then I thought, you know what, I’ll take another route. I’ll just post these things and say I was going to write about them, and not write about them whilst writing about them. I decided to be hypocritical and self deprecating to appear clever. Just because. Because shoving these words down your throats doesn’t always work.

I hope you give some of these things some thought today. Because when I’m overwhelmed by it, I could either attack it or throw up my hands in defeat. Today it’s defeat.