The sharpest tool

This morning I walked Talulah, and I tried to think of a play on the old, “He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed” cliché.

I came up with, “He’s not he sharpest fin at the Shedd Aquarium.”

Then I thought I could come up with a marketing slogan for the Chicago Shedd Aquarium, but nothing really felt like it had the right ring to it.

Something like, “Become the sharpest tool at the Shedd.” But you don’t want people to be “tools.”

I’m afraid it was an idea that I’m going to have give up on.

Anyone else have any ideas?

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3 thoughts on “The sharpest tool

  1. He’s not the swiftest fish in the tank……
    He’s not the smartest fish in the school….
    and that’s just riffing on fish.
    Be the swiftest fish in the tank, get schooled at the Shedd!

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