This morning I walked Talulah, and I tried to think of a play on the old, “He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed” cliché.
I came up with, “He’s not he sharpest fin at the Shedd Aquarium.”
Then I thought I could come up with a marketing slogan for the Chicago Shedd Aquarium, but nothing really felt like it had the right ring to it.
Something like, “Become the sharpest tool at the Shedd.” But you don’t want people to be “tools.”
I’m afraid it was an idea that I’m going to have give up on.
Anyone else have any ideas?