Wow, John Shore is a gigantic douche

Apparently you can censor your Facebook responses and comments, and @johnshore knows how.

I tried commenting on an update from liberal Christian idiot John Shore several times on different computers, and Facebook wouldn’t allow it.

This is liberal Christianity at its worst.

I did a test. I can comment on any other person’s page that I choose. Just not John Shore’s.

That’s amazing!

Thanks, John Shore, for painting liberal Christianity into the worst corner possible. And to think, I was going to add something positive to your thread.

No wait, I was going blue. Maybe not blue. Definitely negative.

John Shore is good at one thing … promoting the same topic and thread multiple times for no good reason.

What an asshole. He is ennui at its worst.

And while I have your attention, John. I’m still waiting for you to help me get a life.

Hello? I’m tapping my fingers!

Jesus will cure your toothache

Here’s a video of a pastor healing a man’s toothache. I’m sure it’s real.

Curious. The way I see it, believers look at atheists like they are CRAZY.

I would love for all you quiet believing readers of mine to respond in the comments with one way in which non-believers look absolutely ridiculous to you.

And all my non-believing readers can’t give you hell about it. Let’s say you have carte blanche to drop a load of criticism on us, and if there is one bit of snarky retaliation, I’ll delete that comment.

So how’s about it? 

“Intelligent” design my foot! Nipple found on woman’s heel

Don’t you know, nipples are sexy, dirty, sinful parts of the human body? Look at that image above!

Aren’t you TURNED ON? Did blood engorge your male or female sex organ as soon as you saw that gorgeous nipple?

Well, surprise … it’s a foot nipple!

Women have nipples. Men have them, too. Mothers feed their babies with them. They’re sensitive to the touch, and some men and women enjoy a good nipple touching, licking, fondling, sucking or all the above.

Some women’s nipples are too small to feed a child. Other women’s nipples are almost as large as their entire boob. They are different colors. They often grow hair.

Gosh, they are kind of weird little doohickies, don’t you think? 

In our Puritan-influenced society, men prance around beaches and public spaces showing off their nipples, while women have to keep theirs covered as to avoid rampant sex urges from impetuous men.

Some people — both men and women — sport a third or fourth nipple, obvious evidence of our animal heritage. While there are dim bulbs who insist that we are Intelligently created, there are gigantic, okay quarter-sized clues, these third and fourth nipples show how connected we are to the rest of the animal kingdom.
And then there’s a new bizarre case of a nipple showing up on a woman’s heel. Check out this article about a nipple found on a woman’s foot.

It might be a foot fetish dream come true!

Now before you rush off to the bathroom to masturbate, consider the fact that nipples aren’t all that big of a deal. And there are anomalies like this one that must happen more often than get reported.

I wonder if the woman with the heel nipple gets off if she wears certain kinds of shoes? You know, if the heel rubs a certain way …

Or perhaps when she props up her bare feet, she must wear a little Barbie bikini top to cover that one spot to avoid offending children playing around her.

Or if she is ever in a dance routine, she must avoid any kind of costume malfunction to avoid lawsuits from the FCC.

I’ve been to nude beaches. I’ve seen kids on beaches where women are sunbathing nude. And you know what, if no one makes it a big deal … it’s not.

I’ve seen nude art. Frankly, I’d like to make nude art. But that’s beside the point.

Nipples, sex organs, naked bodies … these do not offend me nor do I think they are evil, sinful, or whatever the conservatives impose on our culture.

And while I’m on the topic of sexual peculiarities, anyone who says they are opposed to homosexuality because they say that kind of sex is “unnatural” since it doesn’t give procreation a chance is not having a creative bedroom experience … and they should probably consider cutting off their genitals.

Atheists are using the Internet to DESTROY us, whines Josh McDowell

Joslin "Josh" McDowell, a Christian ...
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My good ol’ pal Josh McDowell is kvetching about the Internet and how atheists are using it to destroy everything he has built his book and video empire upon.

In a recent speech at the Billy Graham water park just inside of Asheville, NC, the following was written in this article.

“What has changed everything?” asked the apologist from Campus Crusade for Christ International as he spoke on “Unshakable Truth, Relevant Faith” at the Billy Graham Center in Asheville, N.C., Friday evening. His answer was, the Internet.

“The Internet has given atheists, agnostics, skeptics, the people who like to destroy everything that you and I believe, the almost equal access to your kids as your youth pastor and you have… whether you like it or not,” said McDowell, who is author of two books on Christian apologetics, More than a Carpenter and New Evidence that Demands Verdict.

How ironic is this bullshit?

This is a guy who described himself as an agnostic in search of proving Christianity wrong when he was in college, but all the information at hand pointed toward the existence of God.

Now that there’s an Internet for kids to do their own research in ways he could have never dreamed, his panties get bunched up in his butt crack and he whines about the dissemination of information to young people.

How sad.

My name is Joshua McDowell, and I’m an A-one hypocrite. 

There’s also a part of the article bitching about kids and pornography. They reference a statistic that 90% of kids see pornography before the age of 16.

I was six when I saw my first Hustler magazine. Hell, my old man kept a couple inspirational dirty rags in his dresser (sorry, Old Fart!). Our neighbor friends’ dads (and moms) kept magazines around their houses.

Shoot, at six years old, my mom and dad were at my uncle’s house sitting in front of the Playboy channel with my aunt and some other people one evening when my brother and I walked in the room. I remember blushing, running from the room, and hiding in the back watching from around a corner.

What in the world is wrong with Josh McDowell?

Are kids stupid? Are adults even stupider? 

I hate to break the news, Joshie boy … but the Internet didn’t usher in a pornography revolution.

Skatje Myers reviews Harris’ The Moral Landscape

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This is probably a futile post, but I want to recommend reading Skatje Myers’ (PZ’s daughter) review of Sam Harris’ book “The Moral Landscape. Click here.

She rips it and Harris a new one. And she lays pretty hard into atheists for our collective ignorance about philosophy and our unquestioned love and affection for one of the four hoursmen.


From my ignorant rooftop, I enjoyed the good ass whipping.