Here comes an image that will make you feel guilty for laughing

Image of cat with a bowl on its head says, “Ohhh Ching chong ling long Ting tong.”

Atheists love hate mail

For a romp through the golden goodness of religious hate mail, click on this link.

Here’s an example of the goodness you are soon to enjoy:

Dear F*ckers

Just wanna say Hi, and as well wanna say that you are f*cking sick people suffering in this life by being exist without a reason!!! And you’ll be suffering in the other life SURE.

So what suggest is that after f*cking yourselves as I’m sure you already do, after that you should hang yourselves

Ha ha ha ha

Worst regards
Very religious man

Via American Atheists

A Thursday random street image

Somewhere in Chicago, sometime a few days ago.

Everyone loves funny images!

Here’s a collection of funny images. It kills me that I can’t share all the images I see on the Internet all the time. I tend to build up a little file of them on my desktop. So these are from various sites including The Daily What, I have seen the whole of the Internet, and Reddit. There’s a newish “Asshole Jesus” that some of you express great love and anticipation for.

 

Thursday Nooner: unleash your fingers

There’s more sex jokes in there somewhere, but I’ll keep my nooner reference and you guys consider the possibilities.

Oh, and don’t skip this video. Its goodness builds.

Via 

For the win

See! I’m not always a loser.

I can win at completely unpredictable odds.

Ever play the mound game at a baseball game? It’s where you put a buck in a cup with your group. Every half inning, the umpire throws a ball out to the mound. If the ball lands on the mound, and you’re holding the cup, you get the loot. If the ball lands on the grass, you stuff another buck in with everyone else and pass the cup.

Easy peasy chuck and sleazy.

This past weekend, I played with the mound game with a group of out of towners visiting for a bachelor party.

I won big, evidenced by the photo above.

And I have a wad of singles and a black eye to prove it as well.

 

 

Thank you for being a friend

This sign — probably found in a super mall jewelry store — is well written on many levels (not for grammar, but message). It says, “Thank you for controlling your children, their manners reflect your love for them)” 

I wonder if the above message works for supernatural parents, and those supernatural parents care what their natural children are doing.

Via The DW

Mac OS X Lion

Last night and today, I’ve been working on upgrading one of my computers to OS X Lion. I haven’t had a chance to do much with it, yet, because of all the updating I needed for other apps.

I whisked through the email update this morning and it looks cool.

I’ll be updating here more soon. But here’s a short review (of a review) that I thought a couple of you might enjoy.

From Kottke:

And as usual, the definitive review of any new version of OS X is John Siracusa’s for Ars Technica. This time around, it runs 19 pages. If that’s not to your liking, you can just download Lion right now from the Mac App Store for $30.

Two other misc Apple thoughts: 1) They appear to have discontinued the MacBook. There are Airs and Pros but no plain-old MacBooks. 2) Apple Inc, already among the largest companies in the world in terms of market cap,announced yesterday that the company’s “revenue [is] up 82 percent and profits [are] up 125 percent” over the same quarter last year. That level of growth in such a big company…that’s just astounding. And much of the revenue and profitare from products that didn’t exist even five years ago…the iPad alone was a ~$5 billion business in Q3 (for comparison, Google had $9 billion in total revenues in Q2). If that’s not unprecedented, it’s damn close.