It’s Wednesdog!


 

Today’s Wednesdog is brought to you by our doggie fundraiser photo shoot from this past weekend.

(Surprise!)

The above dog is Ivy. Ivy proves how great it is to be a dog. Not only can Ivy lick her own nether region, she can pick her nose and grab wily boogers that get lodged on TOP of her nose.

This is “intelligent” design, only nature did it, and we should all bow down and pledge allegiance to the United States of Darwin. I mean America.

This tongue ability separates us from the “animals”.

Damn, Evolution, you’re cruel.

 

 

Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It’s off to Carbondale we go!


Summers and families are for road trips. You know what I’m talking about!

Every year, Tina, Michael, Jason and I hit the road for a quick trip to Carbondale, IL, where the waters are pure, the people are inbred, and the McDonald’s is delicious!

Just kidding.

Carbondale is a university town. Jason’s parents live there in a large home that can accommodate about 10 to 12 people comfortably. They have an in-ground swimming pool, indoor plumbing, and air conditioning. So it’s perfect for people like us to swoop in and rough it for a couple days.

Jason’s dad (Mr. Bradley) is a retired professor. He and Mrs. Bradley love to collect students’ art as they graduate from the university. Their yard and home are covered in sculptures.

We tend to have a few adult beverages and talk about smart stuff like psychology, science, politics and history. I hate it.

I typically do a video every year as a keep sake. Here are a couple from previous years.

Oh … cry me a river!


The video above tries to show how “atheists,” aka admitted  non-believers, are hated in this country.

Hated.

“Hello,” we say in a unified voice.

“My name is Jeremy Witteveen … and I … am … an atheist ….”

(Ominous thunder clap)

(Drum beats on the horizon!)

Bum bum bum!

Can I get an atheist pah-lease!

Ain’t nobody hatin’ on you, atheist!

Eighty — that’s EH-TEE — PER CENT of god-believing Christians in this country love EVERYBODY! That’s their M.O. That’s their Christ-tee-anne Modus OPERANDI!

They love that sinful,

free-thinkin’,

everybody lovin’,

science supportin’,

non-god believin’

bullshit!

We may have all kinds of great minds, scientists, writers, and actors backing our cause. But do you think that gives us credibility?

Sheeee-it, aaaa-thee-ist!

We

got

to

GAIN

that

LOVE.

We have to beg!

We

have

to

PLEAD!!!

Get on your knees, atheist.

That’s the way it’s got to be.

Regardless … you’re going to roast in hell.

@RickWarren purposely drives you out of your mind, screams “What a life I have!”


Purpose Driven Life, my ass.

Check out what Rick Warren tweeted and soon after deleted:

“HALF of American pays NO taxes. Zero. SO they’re happy for tax rates to be raised on the other half that DOES pay taxes.”

After someone reminded him his filthy-rotten rich church of its tax-exempt status, what with all its Jesus-loving restaurants, high-tech auditoriums, basketball courts and posh facilities, old douchebag Warren deleted his brainless tweet.

Deletion makes it all better!

Warren, I’m sure you’re a great guy. But since I don’t know you, and I’m on the Internet protected by miles and the locks on my front door … you’re an asshole.

Hey, Rick! I’ve got a message from a long-lost friend of yours named Yeshua. He said, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

Via Irregular Times

It’s kind of … but not really … a gross generalization


Graphics include a photo of adult hands holding baby legs. The baby feet are in full view. Graphic says: “Notice: The Right to Life ENDS at Birth.” A message from the Republican Party. A quote at the bottom reads: “Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land minds, and still call yourself “pro-life.” 

– John Fugelsang

Via Reddit