The new #Arthur remake … what a turd!

We watched the remake of #Arthur last night starring fellow atheist Russell Brand, Jennifer Garner & Hellen Mirren last night, and it sucked hard.

John A. Davison could have written a better script.

Not that we expected much of anything, but you would think that a comedy would include jokes. The movie ended up being the joke, and Tina and I were the punch line for sitting through that turd.

The collective chorus of the American people should be shouting, “Since when did TV get better than movies?”

The studios are putting out just about any turd a group of people can come up with these days.

The director, Jason Winer, is no stranger to comedy. He directed several episodes of Modern Family, and he claims Chicago as the source of his humble beginnings. The local Improv Olympic is on his resume.

Hey Jason, since when did “available light” become an agreeable way to shoot women like Jennifer Gardner and Helen Mirren? Okay, you might have thrown a couple lights in the scenes, but … holy shit … you made Jennifer Gardner looks like hell.

You, sir, should be ashamed.

Who’s idea was that? And what studio approved that lighting throughout the WHOLE movie? Did you bother to hire hair and makeup or did you not get a budget for that either? Everyone looked like they were trampled on in almost every scene.

I’ll go ahead and dump Peter Baynham into the toilet and flush, too. That screenplay sucked.

The whole production team gets a big fart noise for not bothering to polish their own turd.

Hey Jason! Noah Gregoropoulos wants you to take iO off your resume, because associating yourself with them makes them look like shit, too.

If you get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you can do … is avoid this awful movie!

 

 

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