Thursday Nooner: The Amish Gone WILD!!!

A group of Amish men were arrested and jailed recently for doing the dastardly crime of not placing the orange reflectors on the backs of their carriages.

I like the Amish, and I say, “Leave them alone.” If they want to live the closest possible way to Yeshua’s commandments … let ’em!”

I saw Witness with Harrison Ford. That’s all you need to know about their culture.

Here’s the rest of the story.



Bush III

Cartoon comic of George Bush walking into a hole called “tragedy” followed by Rick Perry walking into a hole called ‘farce”. Two cows in the background talking say, “Another swaggering Texas governor thinks he can be president!” The other “What could go wrong?” Artist: Matson. 



I may have lost my bicycle seat, but I found my toilet seat

Texas Governor Rick Perry addresses Liberty University students

Back when I wasn’t strong enough to leave the fold, I visited Liberty University as a high school senior. On site, I had to wear a button down and a tie with slacks. The students there were miserable, that I could tell. I attended a couple classes and ate in the lunch room.

Liberty University is a place reserved for students who don’t know better.

Recently I was working a job, and I asked someone where their company was based. She told me Lynchburg, VA. I scrunched my nose. I said, “Is that where Liberty University is?”

She rolled her eyes. “Yes,” she said. “I try to tell people that there is more there than that awful ‘university.’ But people only know it because of that.”

This is the way people talk in passing about that landmark to poorly educated students.

Imagine what they say given the chance to dive in and tackle the topic.

I collected the funnies

Here’s another collection of high-larious funnies … just for you.


I think I would know if that were the seat I rode here.

My fucking neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that? 2:30a.m.! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.” 

dog lap bed


Piñata for cats (bag of fish)

Graphic illustration of penguin says, “Friend shows you “funny” youtube video. Fake laugh the entire time.