Rick Perry Facts

Please be cognizant of the exact second when your mind explodes all over your computer monitor.

If you make it to, “Rick Perry can slam a revolving door,” you may be immortal and didn’t know it yet.

If Jesus exists and he’s waiting to come back for assholes like Perry, I would question my belief system.

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3 Responses to Rick Perry Facts

  1. Kilre says:

    Lies.

    I fooled Rick Perry.

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