I like zombie girls … who like zombie girls


I like zombie girls … who like zombie girls, like all red-blooded American men (and some women) should.

Via I have seen every man-loving zombie lesbian on the internet

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What the kids are posting


Can you believe that those kids at reddit.com/r/atheism are still at it? They are still posting new ideas. It’s as if there’s an incessant babbling brook of information that they are pulling from.

Does it ever get old?

The first one, whether true or not, seems plausible. Even as metaphor, it’s effective. Click to enlarge.

 

First graphic is a representation of a scientific experiment. Five monkeys in a room with a ladder and bananas on top. Each time a monkey goes up the ladder, the other monkeys get sprayed with cold water. “Don’t miss the opportunity to share this with others as they might be asking themselves why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there. 

 

 If God had designed that His intelligent creatures should travel at the frightful speed of 15 miles an hour, by steam, He would clearly have foretold it through His holy prophets. It is a device of Satan to lead immortal souls down to hell.

 

You can tell atheists that they’re going to hell all you want, but if they cared, they wouldn’t be atheist. 

Fox news discussion between man and woman: “God watched married people have sex?” Well, god watches over everything. So we’re like porn for god? H watches us and then probably masturbates.” 

 

 

 

Christian Parents Beat Daughter to Death, Claim It Was Suicide


And for a bonus depressing and brilliant show of believers’ love, here’s a video of a gay kid getting the shit beat out of him.

The attacker got a whole three days suspension.

Christian morality = pound sign one!

Via JMG and Cynical C