It’s almost Halloween … here are things to *scare* you.

Tomorrow is all Hallow’s eve. If Satan existed, I doubt he could scare anyone to do anything. He literally has no voice, and his perspective is brought to you by none other than believers’ books.

So how can those be accurate, anyway?

Here’s a 60-second claymation of one of my favorite movies of all time, “Evil Dead II”

Here’s a real bride texting in the middle of her marriage ceremony … boohoohahahahaha!

Here’s a Christian Haunted House video, which isn’t scary until you consider these are methods to get butts in pews: