In a letter from Pastor Burke “Slim” Shade-y of Cornerstone Reformed Church in Carbondale, IL, the pastor told a congregation member that he’s not only excommunicated but not considered a Christian anymore.
The best part, he writes, “we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness, in hopes that you will come to your senses, repent, and return.”
Well, put it that way, and I’ll enjoy me some Satanic darkness, thank you very much.
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