If you call a press conference, and sing a hymn — at the best of your ability — your sins will be absolved.
Take note! All ye child molesters, murderers and corporate greed hounds … this is how you gain America’s trust …
Not with standup behavior, but with attachment to higher power.
Le Café Wittypoots 
Y’know, this fits in well with a clip I saw on TYT with Ann Coulter who was basically saying, our black guy is better than your black guy. It’s so sad it’s ludicrous!