In light of my recent grammar embarrassment that Jude so pleasantly pointed out, I offer this, because it’s funny, and the cute me likes to use jokes to distract you from the idiot me.
Honk.
Via I have seen every cat fart joke on the Internet
Forgiveness is yours
Le Café Wittypoots 
If you were as cute as that kitten you could probably get away with anything. 😀
What?
Awwwwwwwwwww!