
Well, this story is likely embarrassing for believing folks.
Imagine the man above, call him Paul A. Laduke, sitting in a classroom full of students with his hand grappling his penis and stroking it.
Is that appropriate behavior?
To make matters worse, Laduke is a teacher at Shaumburg Christian High School. That’s probably not going to go over well with parents.
But, the bible is full of indecent acts of sexuality, so maybe he was using the bible as his moral compass. It gets confusing when you take that stuff literally.
I mean, the story of Lot and his daughters can entice sexually oppressed old men. And don’t forget Onan. Oh, and Hosea was told to marry a dirty prostitute to show … wait, what was he trying to show?
Maybe Laduke thought he was doing the Lord’s work. Who knows.
Let’s make sure Laduke cuts off that dirty hand of his, since it caused him to sin.
I can’t believe how offensive I’m being over this offensive story.