Makes me wonder if mommy planted the flour … to make a viral video

You have to second guess these kinds of videos. Parent picks up video camera to show house destroyed by kids  after tossing a 5 lb bag of flour all over the living room.

I mean, look at all that flour.

Bullshit.

I call mega bullshit, and you, me and everyone are idiots for letting this go viral.

Listen to the woman toward the end of the video. “A snow man puked all over my livingroom.”

The description of the video is telltale bullshit artistry:

Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.

Mommy wasn’t feeling well, and was in the bathroom too long?

More like Mommy was charging the video camera batteries, and it took longer than she thought.

 

2 thoughts on “Makes me wonder if mommy planted the flour … to make a viral video

  1. Yeah… I’m going to go with you on this one and call bullshit. I bet you could do all of that damage with one 5lb bag of flour, but only if you distributed it nice and evenly, which I just don’t see any kids doing. Plus, look at the flour on the couches. It looks like it was dropped from…well, from Mom height. The kids would have had to have been standing on the couches to acheive those streaking patterns, I think. You need a forensic flourologist to reconstruct the scene, plot trajectories, etc. 🙂

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