This is a quick joke that will make you laugh.
When I lived in NC, I listened to a lot of NPR. Nothing much has changed there. But Sedaris was featured a lot. More so there, because Sedaris lived there for a while.
His story telling has influenced me. But his distinctive voice sells a lot of the funny.
I also enjoyed this one (below), which is a little longer, but the way Sedaris tells stories is almost exactly the way I wish I could.
Who else can get by with repeating the profanities like that? It’s amazing.