Your ecard reads: “Dear lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the Internet.”
Image of kitty in washing machine reads, “Good morning. Thought you might want these furry again.”
eBay auction of The Social Network poster reads, “The social network signed by Michael Cera Movie poster.”
Image of Jesus reads, “And so, he passed out loaves to the hungry, and fishes for those who were low-carbing; Or needed to get Omega-3, for their hair.”
Image of little boy reads, “One time I tried dressing like an american apparel model, but I soon realized it just wasn’t me, and that my balls were definitely showing.