Never be embarrassed by your country’s citizens again …

November 29, 2011

If you’re embarrassed by associating yourself with the caricature of Americans gone wild, rest assured, these photos are about to make you feel much better.

I mean, the family who sits on Santa’s lap with an arsenal of machine guns and ammo stays together.

Yeshua was born of a virgin, lived and died for you so that you have the right, honor and duty to pose with Santa holding an AK-47.

And you guys get upset when I say I’m off to shoot someone. At least I’m capturing “souls” … not threatening to send ‘em to their demise early.

Notice the one guy with the “Infidel” shirt. Missing from the image is “I heart Michele Bachmann” t-shirts.

About the images written in the Daily Mail:

A gun club in Scottsdale, Arizona is inviting children to pose for pictures with Santa Claus – and a high-powered firearm.

Each family member carries their choice of weapon, from pistols to $80,000 machine guns.

Mothah fuckin’ spit to the mothah fuckin’ ding. 

More here. Via JMG


Oh emm to the Gee … I’ve often wondered the same thing!

November 29, 2011

Tweet from @codinghorror (Jeff Atwood) reads, “I cannot understand how Cosmopolitan magazine hasnt’ run out of “sex tips” by now.

Consider that your  Tuesday Nooner.

Via Clusterflock

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake”

November 29, 2011

Check out these retro poster prints from an Etsy artist named  Jan Skácelik.

You can browse more here and buy some if you’d like. These were a few of my favorites.

Thanks, Old Fart! Also via

Pizza Hut: Now Serving Vegetables!

November 29, 2011


People at Pizza Hut are clever.

Via tdw

Talulah and I losing at dice on thanksgiving

November 29, 2011


Just what the header says. We lost twice. It was awful.

The Story of God

November 29, 2011

Please go watch this BBC documentary on the the history of Abrahamic religions.

There are three of them.

You may have heard of them.

You may even think you like one of them over the other two.

The link will take you away from Le Café. Please take a look and come on back to let me know what you think!

RSAnimate tests

November 29, 2011

I did some tests tonight to try to emulate the RSAnimate idea. These aren’t great, but I feel I’m headed in the right direction.

Let me know what you think.

Some idiot I know left the sound in the video. It’s better with the sound off

Give to your local food depository

November 28, 2011

Last week, Tina and I donated some time to working for a local food depository program to raise money and collect goods for those in need.

This is a great way that we, as non-believers — and even you believers, can help those in need.

I’m sure the next step is a google search away.

Above is a shot of a local school band that played at the event.

RSA Animate

November 28, 2011

By now you’ve likely seen a lot of these animated drawing sequences from RSA or similar. They are fascinating, right?

Tina and I had a meeting today with a creative group of people to try and figure out if we could figure out how to do something similar, and market the service.

Not that many of you are into video production, but George W has a background and MJ is an artist. Any ideas on how this is done? I’m already developing a few ideas to test.

Racism on a train

November 28, 2011

Woman with a child on her lap on a train goes racially berserk on her fellow riders.




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