Tina and I were talking the other day about how ridiculous the Santa story is and how you’d have to be a child to believe that shit. Because, I mean seriously, Santa travels the entire earth passing out presents in a single night.
Have you seen a photo of New York City? FedEx needs a fleet of men and women to deliver truckfulls of boxes.
Wait, we weren’t talking about Santa. We were talking about Jesus and the virgin birth.
I get those two mixed up.
Video via TDW. Thoughts via my asshole self.