Idea generation: may I offer you an hors d’oeuvre

I’ve been working on the above image today. It was a project that was only supposed to take a few minutes, and it’s turned into a four-hour obstacle course.

If I was really smart, I would work out a way to make it an animated gif with only the limes moving. That might take a bit of work.

But what I started to see was the potential for something else, so I created the below as a rough comp of a future image that I’d like to make.


I had to cobble the image together, and I really had a hard time with making it realistic, because the backgrounds were different.

Don’t look too hard at the hand. I wasn’t concentrating on making it too perty. Just to keep the idea in my mind and do something like it at an upcoming shoot.

Let’s put a vibrator and some spin on our “Clit-ical thinking”

I have to jump on the rage that is Laci Green, and repost this video of her giving information about the clitoris.

While I’ve yet to become a fan of Laci’s, she’s doing a lot right.

I mean, how many of us former Christians would appreciate open sex talk like Laci’s?

Here’s me, raising my hand.

Laci evolved from vocal atheist to vocal sex talk advocate. She’s starting to piss of puritanical Christians these days, which is great.

Via Pharyngula and Camels with Hammers



Animated Gifs

So I want to start creating animated Gifs as I move forward with photography. It’s much easier than I thought it was going to be.

In a couple years, these things are going to replace still images. Mark my words.

After seeing these here, I’m so inspired, it’s silly.

Here’s a quick one I put together. I can’t wait to do more of these when I’m actually trying to do one.


He gets a new pitchfork, and a rusty-nail encrusted dildo


Screen cap of Facebook update: When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see’s u reading it, he faints. When he see’s u living it, he flees. And just when ur about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, copy and paste if use in God’s Arm. 

Response: Every time someone uses “u” instead of “you” and see’s” instead of “sees”, the Devil gets a new, more powerful pitchfork.