The story of Pennsylvania collectively signing off on Insanity by declaring 2012 the “Year of the Bible” has been circulating.
Here’s one commentary that uses lots of Founding Father quotes to make a case against the “Year of the Bible” resolution.
I thought the story of Lot’s daughters getting him drunk and fucking him was enough to get “The Year of the Bible” passed ASAP.
I mean, gosh, I heard there were some backasswards Pennsylvanians who wanted to sleep with their parents, but to take it this far. Seriously?
I don’t want to see the results, but I hope someone is there with a camera when those pregnant women who don’t comply with the Year of the Bible are taken out and ripped open by swords.
Or maybe they’ll take all the non-believers and help them get to hell early. That’ll be soooooooooo cool.
Jesus will surely bring his sword along for the festivities!
Have fun rocking out on the Seas of Insanity, Pennsylvania!
Send us a postcard or tap out a message in morse code. It’ll feel so Biblical, because nobody does that anymore either.