Funny. I got a pearl necklace and matching earrings with my promotion.

Image of woman in green dress with red splotches on her knees reads, “I’ve been promoted.” 

I learned a new, vulgar sex term the other day that I wanted to share. It’s called a “Belmont Transfer.” Anyone who lives in Chicago would know that to get downtown you can transfer from the Red to the Brown or Purple line at Belmont.

Do you have any idea now what a “Belmont Transfer” means? Just to forewarn you, it’s not exactly safe for work or for pleasure. Here’s the Urban Dictionary definition.

You can do the same transfer at Fullerton, which is what I prefer.

Honk.

 

4 thoughts on “Funny. I got a pearl necklace and matching earrings with my promotion.

  1. Yeah, I gotta laugh when I saw the email it posted. I left it so you guys would get one, too.

    You guys are all welcome to click on her pearl necklace-y link. I don’t recommend it.

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