One time – at band camp – I made this girl wet her pants

Sign on a marquee reads, “It’s spring. We are so excited we wet our plants.” 

Does it help if I had more ideas for headlines?

I was cooking in the kitchen, and I whet her appetite.

Or

The other night I excited the ship captain, I bumped into him, his instrument fell in the water, and he wet his sextant.

Or

When you wet on me, it makes me feel unpleasant.

Or …

Via

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