Picture of seal looking up through hole in ice reads, “I was told to seal this opening. So here I am.
Your ecard reads, “Karma takes too long. I’d rather beat the shit out of you now.
Banksy looking graffiti of lindsey lohan looking model with nose bleed reads, “Coke Diet.”
Photo of child place above photo of school bus reads, “Children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle.”
Bridger Winegar tweet reads, “If anyone’s interested, I’ll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 3 p.m until I’m removed by security.”