Wow! Manna fell from heaven … well from the ceiling … but still … it’s a MIRACLE!!!

This settles everything! Manna is real. It falls from ceilings in little churches when they pray.

Done and done. Clap hands like cleaning chalkboard erasers.

We are all idiots.

This video is proof.

Good thing there’s an old lady to verify what she saw to be true.

This organization also sells DVDs that explain how to raise the dead. Just $19.99. What a deal. The money back guarantee explains that you must attempt six hundred and sixty six dead raisings before you get your cash back.

By the way, if you don’t feel like watching the video, but need a laugh, go straight to second 0:25. It will tittle your dittles.


Joe My God sings the hits

Newt Gingrich would like to remind everybody that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third decades-younger woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.

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