Here’s day 115 of the 365 project. Enjoy.
This settles everything! Manna is real. It falls from ceilings in little churches when they pray.
Done and done. Clap hands like cleaning chalkboard erasers.
We are all idiots.
This video is proof.
Good thing there’s an old lady to verify what she saw to be true.
This organization also sells DVDs that explain how to raise the dead. Just $19.99. What a deal. The money back guarantee explains that you must attempt six hundred and sixty six dead raisings before you get your cash back.
By the way, if you don’t feel like watching the video, but need a laugh, go straight to second 0:25. It will tittle your dittles.
Newt Gingrich would like to remind everybody that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third decades-younger woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.
Picture of Hugh Laurie next to a caricature of himself reads, “House, Milhouse”.
A recent blog post from Luis V’s wife Becky F at The Still Room caught my eye. She titled it, “A Tip for Spring Cleaning – The Servant’s Directory, Improved, 1762“.
The quote she posted, that I learned a great deal from is:
Be up very early in a morning, as indeed you are first wanted; lace on your stays, and pin your things very tight about you, or you never can do work well. Be sure always to have very clean feet, that you may not dirty your rooms, and learn to walk softly, that you may not disturb the family. (p. 11)
The walking softly part, I’ve got down pat. But lacing my stays tightly is always a chore. Maybe that’s why I don’t work well.
I personally like to clean in my French Maid costume, especially when Tina wields her whip.