In the clip above Denver Bible Church’s Pastor Bob Enyart buys what appears to be a medium-sized (grande?) Starbucks coffee and has someone record him explaining why he’s dumping it down the sewer.
Enyart believes that his bible is more important than doing what’s right. So he buys (BUYS!) a Starbucks coffee, takes it to a sewer and pours it in swearing allegiance to a book that can’t get the price of tea in China straight.
It might be more effective if he recorded himself in the bedroom having sex with his gay lover and said, “Look at how …oh yeah! … gross this …. ooooooo! … abomination … oh my god! … is!”
He could say “Down with Starbucks!” as he cleans up.
What’s even better is how he plugs McDonald’s — the largest worshippers of Satan since Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom — right there at the end.
I mean, how is artery-clogging, cauliflower-ass causing McDonald’s better than Starbucks? Because they don’t back gay marriage?
Excuse me while I go buy me a Café Latte Maxi Vente Enema Cappuccino Espesso.