Chick-Fil-A wasted $2 Million of your collective hard-earned money toward a lost cause

You like Chick-Fil-A. I like Chick-Fil-A.

Chick-Fil-A taste good in my mouth all the way to my belly.

But damnit if they aren’t a Christian restaurant with a Christian agenda.

Chick-Fil-A
Chick-Fil-A (Photo credit: Link576)

I mean, they’re closed the day after the real sabbath for godsakes. You know they must be legit.

Did you know Chick-Fil-A donated — not one — but two MILLION dollars to anti-gay organizations to destroy those evil homosexuals with their evil kanevil agendas?

I mean, the smart kids who figured out how to sell deep-fried chicken sandwiches and waffle fries to plain old white folks all over the south have figured out that their profits could benefit perpetuating 2,000+ year old ideas that hold no water in current culture.

How amazing is that!

They have sweat tea!

And they followed the leadership of the church, drug dealers and Hitler, by selling their ideas and sandwiches to young children. I like their business model!

Here’s more about it.

But if you’re out and about and pass a Chick-Fil-A, would you mind stopping and getting a sandwich? I’m hungry.

5 thoughts on “Chick-Fil-A wasted $2 Million of your collective hard-earned money toward a lost cause

  1. Haven’t eaten there in years for this very reason.

    Sweat tea sounds kinda’ gross if you ask me but if it’s Jesus’ sweat then it must be delicious.

  2. I haven’t seen it in Canada either. And now that I’ve read this, I wouldn’t eat there anyway.

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