I’m going on to a bachelor party in Austin Texas the first weekend in August. The bachelor is the lead singer of Wally Dogger.
A big part of the reason I’m going along is to see a Quiet Company performance. At the moment, I’m not sure if Quiet Company is really playing the date we’re there.
Regardless, as part of the bachelor party, I need a nickname that we are going to plaster on the back of a tee-shirt. Or the front. Or both.
I need a fucking nickname.
I don’t really have one. I mean, I was “Witt” in high school. And while I’m still
so very “witty”, I don’t believe that it’s the best nickname.
So I’m reaching out to you awesome nicknaming bad asses.
What’s my nickname?
The winner gets my name on the back of my tee-shirt.
What a prize.