Don’t worry, Obama. Most of us know the Heimlich Maneuver

Obama meme reads, “Pardon me. I was choking on some bullshit.” 

I loved this meme posted over at Facebook.

God — should he exist — knows I love bullshitters. Bullshitters make the world go round. So if Obama’s got a little shit creeping up his esophagus, so what.

I’d like to see the man barf on camera.

The joke is just too easy.

Kind of like attributing Conan O’Brien to this one:

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Conan is funnier than that. But if he did say it, I would laugh.

Oddly enough, how awesome would it be to pay for the family or dude behind you. Now that I have that seed planted.

I love how these kinds of things are supposed to rile up the left and encourage the right.

If this encourages you, I recommend upping your bar a little further off that floor of garbage strewn everywhere.

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