Romney, an empty promise like a used condom dangling in a fence next to a trashcan

Romney (Photo credit: Talk Radio News Service)

Politics never looked so pretty as Romney’s speech tonight to the Republican National Convention.

Firstly, the purpose of the speeches leading up to Romney was to mythologize him. These people are a bunch of Jesus-loving yahoos who love a myth more than anything. And if we don’t mythologize the deity, he’s not good enough.

Where’s the realism? No one can be a superhero like Romney.

Where’s the woman sitting on the toilet wiping her ass saying how crappy Romney is?

There’s not. Because we need positive notes.


Romney’s making promises I haven’t heard since a junior high school student class election.

His speech is more than pathetic.

His rhetoric is just as juvenile.

If I went to the RNC, I’d ask for my money back.

We need a leader who is globally oriented, not overly patriotic and closed-mindedly American specific.

He’s a bullshit artist with a penchant for a religion that is egregiously idiotic.

If we could go to bed wrapped in god’s love? Have you read the bible?

The American dream is working our asses off so we can spend less time with our families?

No. Fuck no.

The American dream is spending less time at work, spending more time with our families, and stopping the madness that is working ourselves to the grave for no reason.

The Republican dream — according to the Republican leadership — is dead wrong.

We don’t want to work ourselves to oblivion. We want to soak up our families to bliss.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong!

I have a plan to create 12,000,000 new jobs, but I’m going to hold it back unless I become president.

What a bunch of babies.

Their plan: destroy the earth to make money NOW.

Like I said, short term is awesome! Long Term is stupid!


Can I get an “I do”? Who wants to see some pole dancing photos?

I recently photographed at the Midwest Pole Dancing Competition, and man was it hot. Here are just some of my shots that I submitted to Time Out Chicago.

Here’s your link. 

Thing is, I rushed through my delivery. Now that I’ve gone through again, I’ve found SOOO many great ones.

Never fear, it’s probably a little unsafe for work. But if anyone asks, just say there are men and women competing.





FOX News: Paul Ryan’s speech was an apparent attempt to set the world record for the greatest number of blatant lies


More here.

In an attempt at transparency, the writer Sally Kohn is a liberal-leaning lesbian. However, it is somewhat surprising that this was published at FOX’s web site.

However, there’s some interesting tidbits in there.

The three words she used to describe Ryan are, Dazzling, Deceiving, and Distracting. Although many more than three words follow.

My thoughts of last night’s speeches were:

  • If they brought up their love for their kids and their parents and grandparents one more time, I was going to scream. How about thinking further. How about a bigger picture than your personal little ones? That’s the summation of the republican party, small-minded, myopic, I can only see immediate results and no long term.
  • Yes, Paul Ryan is a dynamic speaker. Although his speech reflected the “our audience is 5 years old, so I gotta talk slow” mentality.
  • And I will say again, Condie Rice blew her party out of the water. Her cerebral approach reflects the kind of REAL leadership we need in this country.


Between the ovarian lottery, general education, availability of mentorship, the government obviously didn’t help Cheryl Valenzuela — or Mitt Romney for that matter — as she built her business.

I wish this graphic had better citation, but I thought I would share it … like a jerk … anyway.

Via Facebook.