Yeah, but, they weren’t anonymous. Their names are on the books!

Meme reads: “150 years of verifiable scientific evidence: it’s just a theory. Ancient texts written by anonymous authors full of historical discrepancies, forgeries and errors: irrefutable and inspired fact.” 

If you talk to any warm-blooded, well-read believer, there are no discrepancies, errors or contradictions in the bible. They just aren’t there. If you see them, it’s because you’re reading it wrong. “Demons” or disease? It’s just a matter of context. Whales swallowing humans for three days and throwing them up in tact, unharmed (for the most part), you need to read it in context of whales used to have less strength in their digestive juices. Supernatural strength that is based on the length of a man’s hair, hair used to have super powers for a minuscule percentage of the population.

Just because those things don’t happen anymore, doesn’t mean they didn’t happen 3,000 years ago.

What are you, stupid?

Thanks, MJ!

The View : Ann Coulter on Her Book, Mugged

Rarely is the world graced by a woman so heavenly, beautiful, loving, brilliant and moving as Ann Coulter.

Her visit to The View should be heralded as the ultimate reflection of the splendor that is she.

And by heavenly, I mean she reflects the image of God.

She’s got her fans fooled to think she’s the bee’s knees, while she’s easily the most evil, cunning jerk to exist in any imagined state.

She’s full of herself and full of shit.

The epitome of deity.

I’m going to ask her into my heart.

Part 2.

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Some parts of parenting come with an instruction manual

Bizzarro Comic of father talking to son with a new puppy reads, “You can name her whatever you like but be sure it’s something you can remember. You’ll be using it as a security question answer for the rest of your life.”

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