If the glorious church cannot entice you with grace, mercy and eternal bliss, scaring the shit out of you will

This is a trailer for a church-run haunted house in Cedar Hill, TX.

I’ve seen horror movies with less of a budget than this trailer.

What is scary? Pregnancy? Drugs?

Sure they are, in some circumstances.

I’ll give it to the church, guns are scary.

There’s a line in the voice over that indicates that it’s YOUR fault for the evil in the world.

Guilt, that manipulative bitch the church knows all too well.


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