Peeper Dee #306

Storage Problem by Luis V.

Apparently I forgot about Luis V’s submission from yesterday, so he’s getting the above-the-fold spot today.

It’s not political.

Keep ’em rolling in, everybody.

Sleepy Sam by Jude C

 

my doopah voted by sunny lee

 

sunsets and choo choos by Tina Louise

three panels of Chuck-It by J-dub

 

Can we all bind together to elect Obama for a second term to see this come to fruition?

@JosephFarah #wnd

World Net Daily CEO and Editor Joseph Farah says that if Obama gets elected to a second term, he’s going Pol Pot on all journalists who oppose him.

No, not Farah, Obama.

Obama is going Pol Pot.

He’s going to go apeshit and declare a full-scale, Armageddon war on WND and FOX News.

You watch!

Don’t let that happen! Elect Romney, right?

That’s the message?

Rom-ney. Rom-ney. Rom-ney!

Noooooooo!

The message is to elect Obama, pop some corn and watch Obama gather the yahoos into a skating rink and hose them down with oppressive, professional ticklers.

In his own words, Farah writes (emphasis mine):

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If Barack Obama is re-elected Nov. 6 for a second term, he will declare a full-scale war on his domestic opposition.

There may not be another free and fair election in America.

I would expect due process to go the way of the horse and buggy.

I think he will move to shut down and destroy all independent media.

In fact, I think his biggest critics will be rounded up in the name of national security.

I love crackpots. They’re funny.

I can’t wait for this full-scale war on Obama’s domestic oppression.

Remember how Chris Christie bitched and moaned about his political bashing at the RNC when Christie asked for help after Sandy?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You don’t?

Yeah, me neither.

I’m still looking for fear mongering on the democrat side. Haven’t found it yet.

All except for the phone lady.

And that was a good thing.

I’m really pulling for Obama now.

We need to help Farah become right on at least one thing in his life. Wouldn’t that be grand?

Mitt Romney Refuses to Answer Questions About Eliminating FEMA? What about Obama and his birth certificate?

We can seriously give Mitt Romney a slide here on not answering questions about eliminating FEMA, right?

I mean, the guy is moving boxes of heavy canned goods in Ohio to help the folks on the east coast. When I’m lifting heavy boxes, I definitely don’t hear as well.

Obama took his sweet time answering the media on the controversy over his birth certificate, so surely Romney has a couple years to answer these GOTCHA questions from the media on this one.

I love Romney, and want him to succeed. Just like he wanted to succeed when he put on brown makeup when speaking to latino voters.

We will not forget!

 

 

What I did for Halloween: Watched that age-old documentary called, “The Exorcist.”

 

Last night, I watched a really scary documentary called “The Exorcist”.

Have you heard of this one?

In this incredibly interesting documentary, there’s a little girl whose mental illness is undiagnosable by all the top doctors from all the top hospitals. The mental illness gives the girl incredible strength and the ability to move her bed just by lying in it.

I think the little girl was smoking meth a lot, and the strength it gave her was shocking. And since this was a documentary, seeing the first-hand account of these things helped me believe in things I’ve only heard about in the past.

Because it turns out that this little girl was literally possessed by demons.

It got a little weird when the little girl started killing people, but her mom was so rich that she went unpunished.

When all science fails the little girl, the doctors turned the mother toward the very accurate and noble profession of Priesthood.

Yes, it was priests who were finally able to solve the problem. I don’t want to spoil the end, but everything turns out okay.

Phew.

It sure is awesome that we live in a period of time when supernatural events can be captured on film, and shown to doubters and skeptics. So that no doubt can be cast upon the extraordinary claims made anyone.

Documentaries like this are invaluable tools to show everyone just how powerful Satan really is, and that it takes selfless priests, blood sweat and tears to remove demons from little girls.

At a time when the popularity of mental illness and definable diseases have started to overshadow biblical-style demon possession, it’s comforting to know we have heroes in black uniforms lead by a ultimate leader in bejeweled costumes who are so dedicated to the cause that they don’t get married to women, but to their followers.