Eric Dondero wants to take a shit on your Bronco-Obama-lovin’ lawn … just like Jesus would do

This blog post from Eric Dondero will not shock you.

It will not bother you.

It will not encourage you to think badly of him.

It will not discourage you about the world and the people in it.

It will make you feel loved.

In Eric Dondero’s face, you will see the love of Jesus.

Screw Nicodemus. Fuck Zacchaeus. To hell with the whores and the lepers.

Do you know what Eric wants to tell you — if you voted for Obama? Spit on them. Shit on their lawn. De-friend them.

You know, like a Jesus used to do.

If you know someone who is on welfare, you should remind them that they are a taker. They are TAKING!!!

Hmm, the only people I know on food stamps right now, vote republican. They vote for the grand ol’ party.

And wouldn’t you know it, I love and support them and their needs completely.

But here’s Eric Dondero in his own words:

I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted ‘O’. Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.

Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers who voted for Obama. Simply don’t talk to them in the workplace, unless your boss instructs you too for work-related only purposes. Have clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to take their business elsewhere.

Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.

And start your boycott of your Democrat friends and family today. Like this morning. First thing you can do, very easy, is to un-friend all Democrats from your Facebook account.


What I plan to do this week, is to get yard signs made up, at my own expense, that read, “EBT is for Welfare Moochers.” I will put the signs out on public property off of the right-of-way so it’s entirely legal, in front of every convenience store or grocery store that has a sign out saying “EBT Accepted Here.” I may even do some sign waving in front of these stores, holding up my “EBT is for Welfare Moochers,” sign, and waving to passers-by.

If I meet a Democrat in my life from here on out, I will shun them immediately. I will spit on the ground in front of them, being careful not to spit in their general direction so that they can’t charge me with some stupid little nuisance law. Then I’ll tell them in no un-certain terms: “I do not associate with Democrats. You all are communist pigs, and I have nothing but utter disgust for you. Sir/Madam, you are scum of the earth.” Then I’ll turn and walk the other way.

4 thoughts on “Eric Dondero wants to take a shit on your Bronco-Obama-lovin’ lawn … just like Jesus would do

  1. This man’s psychiatric help might be more expensive than he can afford.

    Gosh, if there were only a health care safety net in place for him to land and pick himself back up from.

    You know. A place where pre-existing conditions were covered.

    If only.

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