What the funny kids are posting

Most of these are from Tastefully Offensive Tumblr, but one is from I have seen the whole of the internet. See if you can guess which one.

 

If people could hear the five seconds after we hit “end” on a call, we would all have no friends. 

 

 

Two hasbrowns playing #hastag

 

High on every tourist’s itinerary was a trip to fred’s house to see the changing of the sheets. 

 

Write the name of someone you hate on your body in permanent market so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspectIf you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest sounding thing ever.

 

Neoconservative Bill Kristol says tax the rich

Neoconservative Bill Kristol, the FOX News commentator, is in favor of taxing the rich as the Obama administration has proposed.

English: Bill Kristol at a political conferenc...
English: Bill Kristol at a political conference in Orlando, Florida. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol says that Republicans in Congress should “take Obama’s offer” to raise taxes on the wealthy because the GOP shouldn’t “fall on its sword to defend a bunch of millionaires.”

During a panel on Fox News Sunday, Kristol predicted that “Republicans will have to give in much more than they think” because of President Barack Obama’s overwhelming electoral defeat of Mitt Romney.

“Four presidents in the last century have won 50 percent of the vote twice: Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Reagan, and Obama,” the conservative pundit explained. “It pains me to say that, to put him in with those other three, but it’s a fact. Democrats picked up seats in the House and the Senate. The president is in good shape. … I think there will be a big budget deal. It will be an Obama budget deal much more than a Paul Ryan-type budget deal. Elections have consequences.”

He continued: “The leadership in the Republican Party and the leadership in the conservative movement has to pull back, let people float new ideas. Let’s have a serious debate. Don’t scream and yell when one person says, ‘You know what? It won’t kill the country if we raise taxes a little bit on millionaires.’ It really won’t, I don’t think.”

 

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Papa John: Affordable health care will make me downsize from a Castle with a Moat to just a Castle. Boo hoo.

Sad news in the world of the super rich.

Papa John Schnatter hates Affordable Health Care so much that he’s gotta raise the prices of his pizzas by $0.14 a pie and reduce workers’ hours to make sure he can pay the electricity bill on his castle moat fountain.

What will America do if they can’t get a pizza delivered at 2 a.m. because they don’t have the staff?

Small Businesses like Papa Johns are truly suffering. And they are stepping up to take one for the team with these HUGE losses.

Imagine that. Papa John’s quality of life is surely going to suffer. For what!?!

For the stinky push in providing decent health care for his employees?

Fuck them! Fuck their health. Fuck America’s health.

The guy needs more money to that he can gut rehab his bedroom to accommodate the bed required to hold his big fat head.

More of the story here.