Jesus holds up little baby boy and says, “O boy I can’t wait to give you cancer!”
“God will judge America over abortion and gay marriage”
So let’s get this straight…God didn’t judge America over the millions of natives that were raped and murdered and had their land stolen. God didn’t judge over the millions of Africans that had boulders tied to their legs and were raped, murdered and enslaved for centuries. And God didn’t judge America over not taking care of the needs of the homeless, hungry, sick and dying poor. But now God will judge America over abortion and gay marriage. OK, Got it!!
“You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I’m tellin you why: you’re 11 years old and have an iPhone, you little shit.”
Two cats at a bar: “So they bring a tree in the house and put all these shiny, dangling things on it, then freak out if I go near it … this is why I drink.”