

art, politics, religion: discuss
AKA, what the funny kids are posting.
These postings from Joanne Casey at I have seen the whole of the Internet are what they call funny.
It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this. You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
Those atheistic, high-taxed, better income, more respectable Danes make your miserable life more miserable …
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I bitch and moan that positive messages aren’t being heard from believers. I have to be fair and post this:
Or, most recently, you might have heard the rumor from Mike Hucakbee ora friend on Facebook, saying that God abandoned the children at Sandy Hook because, though children have every right to pray in public schools, those schools cannot sponsor prayer events out of deference to religious freedom. When asked where God was on that awful Friday morning, these Christians have said that God did not show up at Sandy Hook because “God is not allowed in public schools,” because “ we have systematically removed God” from that place.
Brothers and sisters, let’s call this one for what it is: bullshit.
Read the whole thing here.
Some asshole posted this on Facebook:
It reads:
Timothy McVeigh didn’t use a gun.
• Killed 168 innocent people.
• Killed 19 children under age 6
• Injured over 680 Innocent People
• You can still buy fertilizer
• You can still buy racing fuel.
• You can still rent box trucks.
Murderers will murder with or without a gun. Guns are not the problem.
I’m sharing this, because if you think these things, that’s up to you. And if gun loving assholery is your game, let me help you burn your photos of Jesus, your bibles, and your entire idea of love and belief.
If you think guns are not the problem, tell that to the people who love these people:
My heart hurts about Friday.
My brain hurts.
And this conversation is too bogged down with pain for any of you to invoke the idea that guns aren’t the problem.
Maybe they aren’t the problem.
But they are in the formula.
And there appears to be a slew of beautiful people who could be spared pain, torture and agony if a dumbfuck didn’t get his hands on guns and ammunition on Friday morning.
Please let us all mourn without questioning whether guns are the problem.
Please.
Pretty fucking please.
I’m fucking jealous that I didn’t write this:
WASHINGTON—Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell.
All of it, sources added.
“I’m sorry, but fuck it, I can’t handle this—I just can’t handle it anymore,” said Deborah McEllis, who added that “no, no, no, no, no, this isn’t happening, this can’t be real.” “Seriously, what the hell is this? What’s even going on anymore? Why do things like this keep happening?”
Continued McEllis, before covering her face with her hands, “Why?”
Despairing sources confirmed that the gunman, armed with a semiautomatic assault rifle—a fucking combat rifle, Jesus—walked into a classroom full of goddamned children where his mother was a teacher and, good God, if this is what the world is becoming, then how about we just pack it in and fucking give up, because this is no way to live.
I mean, honestly, all 315 million Americans confirmed.
You gotta read the whole thing here.
Thanks, Jon.