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Two seconds ago, you didn’t know you needed a Brookstone iPad-controlled spy rover.

Now that you’ve seen how much fun you could have if you bought a Brookstone rover thing, you NEED it.

Buy one now, for $85!

Brookstone Rover iOS App-Controlled Spy Tank for $75 + $10 s&h

Your life is now complete!

Spy on your friends!

Hurt your relationships!

Awkwardly record your friends’ sex romps!

Thank me later.