Where else on earth can children learn vital information to make the rest of the world mock them with great tenacity?
Well, right here in the good ol’ You Ess of Amazing … that’s where.
I mean, look at the above 4th grade test.
That is some doctorate-degree level schtuff!
America, where kids have the freedom to have their parents force them to learn absolute horseshit and stand proud and united because of it.
What? There’s more:
More here at Snopes.
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