The throw-mamma-from-the-train lady has been reincarnated!

This is why we can’t have nice things.

People are ab-so-fucking-lutely-nuts.

Nuts.

About the vid:

Published on Aug 1, 2013

Crazy Rhubarb Lady Has No Shame Stealing Rhubarb
A lady gets caught stealing rhubarb and starts spitting crazy insults to justify her shame rhubarb-stealing ways!

It’s Catordog!

I’m sitting at the dentist waiting to get my teeth shaved into points like shark teeth, or Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow.

While I’m waiting, I figured you’d want to see this photo I grabbed of a neighbor’s Yorkie named Belle.

If you put a little microphone to Belle’s mouth, you could record the chatter of her little rattling teeth. She’s a scared little dog. Scared of you, me, everybody. Even her shadow.

But she’s super cute. And that’s all that matters.

I’ve got this image I’m working on

The other night, we were talking to my neighbor, and Tina blurted out, “Do you wanna do a shoot sometime?”

She said yes.

They went and picked out an outfit. And we went out yesterday evening during magic hour and took the above photo.

Love it.