BREAKING BREAD NEWS!!!
This just in: a Toyota Camry wants to save you — before it’s too late — from perishing.
A Toyota that cares where you spend eternity?
The owner of this sweetass black Camry was able to find stickers in many types of fonts — including comic sans! — to tell you:
“Jesus Christ the savior of the world. Whoever believes in Him should not Perish, but have eternal life. John 3:16. Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life, no one comes to the father except through me. John 14:6
“I told you that you would die in your sins; if you do not believe that I am he, you will indeed die in your sins.” John 8:24
“The wages of sin is death.” Romans 6:23
“Repent before it’s too late, Ezekiel 3:18-19.”
I did not know that Ezekiel’s translators used Twitter speak.
Does this stuff actually work on anybody?