Twerking made illegal in southern small town? This reads like an Onion article.

I’m on a job all day Tuesday, so expect a slow one.

But take a look at this article and let me know if you think it’s a complete hoax or not.

A snip:

DeQuincy, LA — The dance craze twerking has become such a problem in the small town of DeQuincy, Louisiana that city officials have made it illegal.

Maynard Wilkens who is the Mayor of DeQuincy spoke to CNN about the ban on twerking that takes effect at midnight. “Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this sexual act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy,” Wilkens said. “We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.”

Or don’t let me know, because it’s quiet around here these days. 🙂